Health jokes
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.