Health jokes
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
WJE iceberg
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
I have cripple and depression.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?