Health jokes
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. π€
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
PokΓ©mon!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD