Health jokes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?