Health jokes
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
My bum hurts.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.