My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Fruit to Vegetable Conversion
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a surgeon who messed up an operation on a gay patient. The punchline plays on the stereotype of gay people being called "fruit," and the botched surgery turned him into a "vegetable," which is someone in a vegetative state. Get it? Because you're kinda acting like one right now.