Anencephaly jokes

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.