Anencephaly Jokes

Baby

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Danielle Smith

Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly?

A. The anencephalic baby can't help not having a brain.

Brain

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly have in common?

A. Neither of them have a brain.

Baby

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.