I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke here is that this dude got his son, who's stuck in a wheelchair 'cause he's, well, not exactly athletic, a treadmill. Get it? A treadmill is for walkin', and the kid can't walk. The kid wants Jesus to give him legs. It's funny 'cause it's so dumb. You probably do not even know what a treadmill is, and I am not surprised. You probably just sit around eating donuts all day.
DaRey1Cray
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