A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
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The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Why don't nurse's like giving old people bath or showers Because they don't won't their vegetables to get soggy.
Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win
Drake has to much meat donate to the people in need
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.