Health jokes
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Memes
daily reminder
Ahh, the coronavirus!
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
I have cripple and depression.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.