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Health jokes

Covid

    • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Covid.

    Covid who?

    The thing that killed half a billion people!

    Banana

    • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

    What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

    Health memes

    Eye Doctor

    • I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!

    Friend

    • Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

    Like and comment if you get it!

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    • Hairline

    • Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

    Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

    Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

    Dog

    • So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

    About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."

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    • Box

    • Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

    Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

    Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"

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