When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Health Jokes
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Whatβs the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. π€
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldnβt see that well.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
