North Korea

North Korea Jokes

Food

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

Friend

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Misunderstanding

When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

    Ruler

    Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

    Baby

    Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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  • Sun

    North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

    Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

    The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

    Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

    Chinese person

    What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

    Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

    Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

    Nuke

    Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

    President

    Who's the cutest president in the world?

    Kim Jong Un, chh๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

    Career

    Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

    Stand-up comedy

    Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

    Mamma

    Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.