Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.
Loud Korea noise