North Korea

North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall