Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
North Korea
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
