Stolen Wheelchair

  • I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

    Guess who likes vegetables now?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, smartie. The dude stole his girlfriend's wheelchair after they broke up, implying that now she needs to eat vegetables because she can't move around to get anything else. You probably think vegetables are gross because you are not smart, but they are good for you, and she has no choice now, you dense cabbage.

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