My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, the dad tells his kid to wear flip-flops, right? But the kid is a suicidal ding-dong and instead of just wearing shoes, he heads to a dangerous place called "crack alley." It's funny because he's ignoring his dad's advice and making a dumb and dangerous decision. You probably do that all the time, you doofus.