Health jokes

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

Yo mama so fat, she died!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

These are ear-retcal jokes...

Fail.

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

What’s the world’s most diseased country?

GerMany.

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Carys’s mum has chemo.

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,

"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"