Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
