Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Noodle Wig
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, basically, Mitch ain't fat from Weight Watchers. Jake is just bald and wears a noodle wig. It's funny because Jake is walking around trying to buy some noodles and the noodle shop is here. You know, just like you, always chasing something that's already attached to your head.