You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is all about how someone is super, super fat. Like, so fat that when they were born, the nurse thought they were the dad instead of the baby. It's funny 'cause babies ain't supposed to be that big, unless you were a baby bear like me. Now go get some smarts, ya goof!