Anti depression jokes

Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~