You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Social Distancing
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball. This joke is saying you're so obese that if you waddled outside, the cops would cuff you for violating social distancing. Get it? Because you're so big, you'd be like a one-person crowd. It's funny because it's true for you, tubby.