Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Health Jokes
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
Swallow cum, not gum.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
