Road Trip to the Morgue

  • Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

    Doctor: The morgue.

    Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

    Doctor: And we're not there yet!

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the doc is taking the patient to the morgue *before* they're actually dead. It's unexpected. It is a DARK joke and you are the punchline, dummy!

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  • Comments (1)

  • Its a quick detour, the doctor just wants the patient to see the others that died among him, before they take him to the hospital,.

    Crude Wild Ass

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