I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Fatal Phone Sex
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, there was this girl, right? She was doin' the phone sex thing, but get this – she croaked 'cause she was listenin' with hearing aids. Get it? The sound was too loud! And you, my friend, probably need those hearing aids. I can tell you are not smart by the way you dress.