What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Health Jokes
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When I walk to school, I fart.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I have it.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
