Red and Bad for Your Teeth

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The joke is that you expect something red that's bad for your teeth to be candy or something, but NOPE! It's a brick! Get it? A BRICK! You're probably the kinda guy who tries to floss with barbed wire.

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