Cannibalistic Breakup

Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that the cannibal "dumped" his girlfriend as in broke up with her, but also literally dumped her body somewhere. And then, because he's a cannibal who just ate his girlfriend, he wiped his ass. I know you're not the smartest cookie in the jar, but try to keep up. You probably wipe your face after every meal. Just sayin'.