What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Cannibalistic Breakup
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that the cannibal "dumped" his girlfriend as in broke up with her, but also literally dumped her body somewhere. And then, because he's a cannibal who just ate his girlfriend, he wiped his ass. I know you're not the smartest cookie in the jar, but try to keep up. You probably wipe your face after every meal. Just sayin'.
Comments (5)
do it
eat me.
aa
FUCK
jenniz
oof
i dont care
I read this so much i still don´t get it i´m just stupid tho
Jagged Zonkey
If he's a cannibal, "dumped her" meant that he ate her, digested her, pooped out her remains then wiped his butt. Nice ex, huh?