Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
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A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
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If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.
We don't live in their heads
