Guy jokes
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What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
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Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.