Guy jokes
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Memes
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.