Electric wheelchair jokes

How do you execute a retard?

The Electric Wheelchair.

How do they execute paraplegics?

With the electric wheelchair.

How do you execute Stephen Hawking?

The electric wheelchair.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.