Electric wheelchair jokes
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.