Electric wheelchair jokes

How do you execute a retard?

The Electric Wheelchair.

How do they execute paraplegics?

With the electric wheelchair.

How do you execute Stephen Hawking?

The electric wheelchair.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.