There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Two Reasons for Suicide
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is about suicide, which ain't funny, but the joke is that the dude makes it even worse by saying that guys kill themselves to get off. I can tell you're not smart enough to think of that, LOL. You're probably one of those guys who thinks that the earth is flat!