Guy jokes
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.