Guy jokes
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Memes
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.