Guy jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.