Guy jokes
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.