Guy jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Memes
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.