Essay Based on Comments

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you absolute walnut. The dude is saying if he gets ten comments, he'll write an essay about whatever the commenters want. It's like a creative writing prompt, but for people who peak in high school. And by the looks of it, you peaked in preschool.