Essay Based on Comments

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you absolute walnut. The dude is saying if he gets ten comments, he'll write an essay about whatever the commenters want. It's like a creative writing prompt, but for people who peak in high school. And by the looks of it, you peaked in preschool.