Guy Jokes

I had a new blonde" part's expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire.. the part's guy was assuming she didn't know about planned parenthood? .. 😂🤣

three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!

Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.

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Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy

A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether

Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war

i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

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bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍