Guy Jokes

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in Trouble?" Kid named Teacher:

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed

Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi

why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy

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a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*