To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
