Gravity jokes
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Poop fell off the earth.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!