Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Gravity Jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
