Gravity Jokes

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?

Terra hasn't forgiven him.

My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

What goes up but never comes down?

Water in Australia.

Poop fell off the earth.

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!