How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.