What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
why do not air come down,I think gravity didn't like the facebook page of air.('''_ ''')
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
