Gravity jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.