Gravity

Gravity Jokes

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?

the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.