yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
https://worstjokesever.com/gravity/submit-joke
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!
why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
why do not air come down,I think gravity didn't like the facebook page of air.('''_ ''')
what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
Do you want to book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
