What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"