Gravity jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.