Gravity

Gravity Jokes

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”