Depressed Person and Feather Riddle

This is a dark joke that plays on the concept of suicide. Instead of the feather falling first, the person would, but not all the way down because they are tied with a rope. It's a bit morbid, making light of a serious issue, but using a silly scenario to catch you off guard.

• Depression
• Tree
• Suicide
• Mental Health
• Stop
• Gravity

• Which one fell first? The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
• An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
• How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
• A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.