Gravity jokes
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.