Gravity jokes
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.