Gravity

Gravity Jokes

Noose

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Pear

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Emo

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Apple

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Girl

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Apple

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Guy

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Kid

A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

Apple

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Feather

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

Emo

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Emo

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Fat

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.