Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Gravity Jokes
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
