Gravity jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.