Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple, the apple falls from the tree
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
