Gravity jokes
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I fell down yesterday.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.