Gravity jokes
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I fell down yesterday.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.