Government jokes
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Trump, must I say more?
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.