Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
All hail President Trump!
"Let's go Brandon!"
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Vote for Kris!
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
