Pickup jokes
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.