Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection… i don’t have a Lamborghini

Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted

Are you google, Because you got all I am searching for

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a “Bone” condition

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

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