Pickup jokes

Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)