I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U
Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
Yo girl...do you like squirrels, because i'm about to nut in your hole
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
