Depression

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

8

Shooting

Lossinthesauce

Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you

0

Boyfriend

TikTok @cael_sanderson

Feel my shirt…it’s boyfriend material

Girl

Anonymous

are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs

Nut

Anonymous

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

0

Grass

hahahah lol

roses are red grass is greener when i think of you i play with my wiener

Type

Queen🤍🦕

Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Need

ur momma

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U

Line

Queen🤍🦕

If I had a garden I would Put your tulips against My tulips…🌷

Bar

Anonymous

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya

Heart

koko

im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not

Red

koko

roses r red violets r fine il be the six u be the nine

Girl

Anonymous

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention

Ball

koko

r u a bowling ball cause i want to stck 3 fingers in u

Girl

Anonymous

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a “Bone” condition

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van

Friend

Unknown

Are you my friend?.. bc I would make you more then that

Red

koko

roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection… i don’t have a Lamborghini

Puns

0xFFA715

What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits