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Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you

Feel my shirt…it’s boyfriend material

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a “Bone” condition

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection… i don’t have a Lamborghini

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U

Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted

Are you google, Because you got all I am searching for

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire