Mind

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind.

Shooting

Lossinthesauce

Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you

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Gravity

Queen🤍🦕

Even if there were no gravity i would still fall for you…🖤🖤

Boyfriend

TikTok @cael_sanderson

Feel my shirt…it’s boyfriend material

Girl

Anonymous

are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs

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Nut

Anonymous

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Girl

Anonymous

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention

Line

Queen🤍🦕

If I had a garden I would Put your tulips against My tulips…🌷

Type

Queen🤍🦕

Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

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Bar

Anonymous

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya

Girl

Anonymous

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a “Bone” condition

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van

Friend

Unknown

Are you my friend?.. bc I would make you more then that

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Need

ur momma

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection… i don’t have a Lamborghini

Computer

0xFFA715

What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

Red

Andrew

Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted

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Connection

Anonymous

Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection

Google

NOBROBSOB

Are you google, Because you got all I am searching for

Park

Pickup Artist

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.