Legislation jokes

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Abortion is bad.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.