Legislation jokes

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Abortion is bad.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.