Legislation jokes

Abortion is bad.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!