Legislation jokes

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Abortion is bad.