Brandon jokes

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

What did Saskia say to Brandon?

Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."

"Let's go Brandon!"