Brandon

Brandon Jokes

Prison

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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  • Rape

    What did Saskia say to Brandon?

    Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"

    Girlfriend

    Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

    Mother

    Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!