What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Brandon Jokes
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
"Let's go Brandon!"
