Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
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Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, & some actually cover your butt when you need them..
How do you close a Cabinet? YOU CLOSET HAHAHHYAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
