Stimulus Payment

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, nimrod. This ain't even a joke. Looks like someone is just excited to get their government cheese (stimulus payment) so they can finally catch some Z's. You probably think the government actually cares about you, huh? Wake up, sheeple!

Comments (1)

Anonymous

4 years ago

Wtf are you talking about

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