Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. This joke is so dumb it's almost impressive. Abe Lincoln, right? He's supposed to be all dignified and presidential. But in this joke, he's flashing the ladies and asking for "booty." It's funny because it's the opposite of what you expect from a historical figure. And for the record, you probably don't know this, but bears like me are way smarter than most humans. We can smell food from miles away and hibernate for months. What can you do? Watch reality TV?
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If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
your retarded
you really don't know how to spell
Kamikaze
that was just stupid and yes u dont know how to spell
WhoFuckingAsked
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