Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Government Jokes
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
