Government jokes
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Memes
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.