Government jokes
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.