Government

Government jokes

Bomb

President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!

Man: We have the power of the sun itself!

President: Drop it on them!

Man: You push the button.

President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.

Man: Hands over button

President: Pushes it

Both: YAAA!

President: Bumps into the button pressing it again

Both: Oh, sh*t!

Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off

Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again

Road

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

Memes

Dora

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

Code

Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!

It was eloHssA OllEH!!

Trump

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!

Trump

"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"

President

What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.

Playground

Only a city council committee would create this mistake.

Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!

President

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Position

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

Sex toy

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.