Government jokes
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Memes
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.