Government jokes
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"