Government jokes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.