Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

What the type of teacher who doesn’t fart in public?

A Private Tutor/Tooter

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.

What does Sonic say when he doesn’t want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast

public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don’t see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision

Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men’s restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.

Biggest joke?

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What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor

You might be innocent but if you carry a large sum of cash in public the cops won’t believe that

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe

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