Man

Anonymous

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.

See

speaking

public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don’t see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium

Fast

IJustThoughtOfIt

What does Sonic say when he doesn’t want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast

Fart

HorseGirl

What the type of teacher who doesn’t fart in public?

A Private Tutor/Tooter

Shooting

Carter

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school

Common

City Plumbers and Pedo's

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks

Shooting

Levi sage coats

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

Shooting

Anonymous

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

Cross

YER MUMMA GAIEY

Biggest joke?

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Shooting

Levi sage coats

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

Baby

Anonymous

Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.

Baby

Anonymous

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision

Pool

Anonymous

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Puns

Jamie

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe

Bank

Anonymous

You might be innocent but if you carry a large sum of cash in public the cops won’t believe that

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor

Adult

Anonymous

Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men’s restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

Man

Anonymous

So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says “is there a problem boyoh?”. “I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!”. The man reply’s “I’m a leprechaun”. “Really?” says the man. “That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper”. “Anything I want?! 3 of them?” reply’s the man. “Anything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finish”. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the man’s first wish. “I want a giant yacht” “Aye”, says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now”. “For my second wish I want a billion dollars” the man says, beginning to sweat. “Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you” the leprechaun reply’s. “Okay”, the man groans in pain. “For my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women”. “You betcha boyoh” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW” as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says “that was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?”

The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”.

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