Death Row jokes
"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.
"I thought you quit," replied the guard.
"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."
Luca鈥檚 Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 馃ぃ
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?