Death Row jokes

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.