Government jokes
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
When is Donald Trump?
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
This is American politics that is not true.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!