Government jokes
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Trump.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
When is Donald Trump?
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
This is American politics that is not true.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.