Government jokes
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Biden 2020.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
When is Donald Trump?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"