Government jokes
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
When is Donald Trump?
Memes
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
This is American politics that is not true.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.