Government jokes
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Memes
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
This is American politics that is not true.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.