Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Government Jokes
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
This is American politics that is not true.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
