Government jokes
Man, I hate the government.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
This is American politics that is not true.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.