Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
