Government jokes

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

Trump got a new jet.

He's probably already licked the windows.

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.