What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
