Government jokes
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldnโt have been him.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Trump.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
What does NASA stand for? ๐๐ง๐๐ง๐
When is Donald Trump?
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ฬs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers