Government jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Trump.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
When is Donald Trump?