Dick-tator

Alright listen up, numbskull. So, a "dick" is slang for penis, right? And a dictator is like, a ruler who's a real meanie. The joke is that if you mix a dick (penis) with a potato, you get a "dictator." Get it? The words sound alike. It's funny 'cause you wouldn't think of a penis and a potato having anything to do with politics, but here we are. Bet you didn't even know potatoes have eyes. Ha!