"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
