Go jokes
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
thats you suck dick goof ball
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!