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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Kyler, go on this one.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

"Go get me the lamb sauce!"

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.