Go jokes

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Why can’t orphans build anything?

Because they can’t go to Home Depot.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!