Go jokes
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
What is going on here?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.